Spiderman?

So, last night (for the first time in my life) I was stung by a wasp.  Holy %^#& does that hurt!!  I made some jokes about hoping to wake up with superpowers - Spiderman like.

This morning I woke up, went to turn on the bathroom faucet and broke it in half..  First thing that came to mind was: Sting + sleep = Super Human Strength!!!

More likely I just need new taps - that won't be a possibility as my caretakers are gone on vacation.  Uggggh.  Who NEEDS cold water?

Fail.